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Thank you for your order!!! 
Your shipment will arrive sometime during the night about 3:30 am or so...

Please make sure you have a shovel, wheel barrow and garden hose/cleaning supplies available tonight as we will dump your cargo in the driveway as close to the house as possible.
(If you need a note to your employer for being late to work tomorrow, ask Marvin the delivery truck driver and he will be happy to supply a notarized certificate of tardiness excuse letter)