Notice: Due to recent irate tweets, Zany Zone will not be moving its world headquarters to Mexico and will remain at its current location in my mom's basement...

 

 

Thank you for your order!!! 
Your shipment will arrive sometime during the night about 3:30 am or so...

Please make sure you have a shovel, wheel barrow and garden hose/cleaning supplies available tonight as we will dump your cargo in the driveway as close to the house as possible.
(If you need a note to your employer for being late to work tomorrow, ask Marvin the delivery truck driver and he will be happy to supply a notarized certificate of tardiness excuse letter)